I am bound to you by a chain of iron, reallysherlock: think-itsthenewsexy: ...

reallysherlock:

think-itsthenewsexy:

murrehtrishoos:

blanketforyourshock:

completelycumberbatched:

jawnlovesjumpers:

cosmostrekker:

timeywimeyholmes:

no

because this is actually fucking true

this prick ass bitch

can

draw

act

pretty sure he can sing like a fucking angel

and is like super shitting nice

and it pisses me off

and to add it all

he is gorgeous

the only thing we can pick on him for is that he can’t cut fucking tomatoes

YEAH JUST TOMATOES

UGH I HATE THIS MAN

Not only that, but he also:

Reads a significant amount

Reads actual, intellectually stimulating literature

Can carry out urbane conversations

Is extraordinarily humble and modest

Has the leanest waist I may have possibly ever seen

Is ginger.

Some more stuff to add on to the list:

his immense, extensive vocabulary

the ability to look damn good in any type of hairstyle

can maintain attractiveness even with that creeper!stache

he can fucking write. Seriously, he could have chose to be a journalist or some shit. May I remind everyone about that holiday article he wrote?

Totally reblogging this again already just for the truth in the comments.

And may I add, he can also

play piano

play violin

scuba dive

rock climb

ride motorbikes

and to add to the writing thing, that piece he wrote about the carjacking was pretty bloody amazing too. I read it so early on after learning of his existence and I cried.

oh yeah and his arts funding campaigning. YOU HERO.

and his impressions are better than most impressionists I’ve seen

DAMN YOU CUMBERBATCH FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO INFERIOR I HATE YOU (I don’t really)

I also heard he’s

a fucking fantastic lover

oh and stating the obvious

as was said before

this gorgeous piece of actor can

you know

actually act

not to mention he can do accents

but only if they are his native accent, American, or Rickman

speaking of Rickman, his impressions are so bad that they come full circle and become good again

and

he’s the biggest dork on the planet

and he makes that attractive

You forgot:

He’s impossibly beautiful

He’s grateful for what he has

He’s incredibly selfless

He has a sense of humour

Probably everyone who meets him falls in love with him

He’s extremely dedicated to what he does

And you don’t like your face, Ben.

Continuing, then!

Makes fun of himself and his insanely-difficult-to-pronounce-on-a-Monday-morning name

Doesn’t care if he’s a fucking dork, because he makes it sexy

He doesn’t pretend to be someone he’s not to please people; his personality is enough

He acknowledges the Cumberbitches and the fact that his name is now a verb/adjective

His motherfucking SEXY VOICE

Can work any hat ever

Is an extraordinarily versatile, talented actor

I can conceivably ship him with almost everyone he acts with, all the time

The Cheekbones